Lucky me, I even get to hang and shoot with Christine today at one of her weddings!
Shot on my Holga, a Nikkormat 35mm, and a Pentax 645 on Fuji 400H. Processed and scanned at the unbelievable Richard Photo Lab in Los Angeles.
1. How to handle traffic cops: “When you get caught speeding, don't say ‘I’m sorry.’ Say, ‘IF I was speeding, I am sorry.’ ADMIT NOTHING.”
2. How to use computers in class: “I'm not opposed to playing games. If you want to play solitaire, bring a deck of cards.”
3. How to choose an expert witness: “For expert witnesses, there are two requirements: must have gray hair, and must have hemorrhoids to convey the proper level of concern.”
4. How to keep your family from malnourishment: “The children of lawyers who don't read footnotes will STARVE.”
5. How to give a good speech: “It was horrible! He covered everything but his 1990 colonoscopy. Good example of a bad speech. Everyone wants to go home, so unless you're awfully funny, keep it brief."
6. How to be a righteous lawyer: "Let me give you a hypothetical. Jesus goes to law school, graduates, and what does He do? Criminal prosecution or defense? That's right, he's defending these monsters. He's a defense attorney. That's my gospel insight for the day.”